matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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