We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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