We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Farmville is her only friend.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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