the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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