Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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