No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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