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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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