that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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