garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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