No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize
