doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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