My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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