i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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