whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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