And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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