We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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