Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
North Korea, Best Korea!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
this just has baby written all over it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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