this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Randomize
