Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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