Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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