dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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