no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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