so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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