Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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