hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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