I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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