can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I didn't notice because vodka
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
dude. I can hear the air.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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