Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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