do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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