hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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