Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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