HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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