So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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