i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
