it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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