Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
