He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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