Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize