i would punch a child for taco bell
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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