he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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