I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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