oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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