I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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