We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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