ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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