I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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