i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He? As in you personified your dick?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
The air taste purple.
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