you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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