just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We just shotgunned beers for America
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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