Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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