Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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