I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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