i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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