OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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