it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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