yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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