Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue

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(661): View more from California

this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face

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(716): View more from New York

He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.

(585): View more from New York

Find him and marry him.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow

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(315): View more from New York

I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now

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