Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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