Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved http://tfl.nu/xr5y
  Replies (11) Good night (1478) Bad night (571)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  can you come get me at the bar

  (301): View more from Maryland

  ill be there in 10 min

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  can we stop off at build a bear on the way home

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): can you come get me at the bar (301): ill be there in 10 min (570): can we stop off at build a bear on the way home http://tfl.nu/der9
  Replies (37) Good night (9826) Bad night (944)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work http://tfl.nu/rvok
  Replies (20) Good night (5064) Bad night (973)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am http://tfl.nu/v6r1
  Replies (19) Good night (3418) Bad night (1811)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in. http://tfl.nu/jad0
  Replies (15) Good night (2483) Bad night (1116)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800. http://tfl.nu/a5yx
  Replies (15) Good night (2786) Bad night (879)
• Favorite

  (789): View more from

  You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (789): You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down http://tfl.nu/6vfu
  Replies (2) Good night (1453) Bad night (938)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed. http://tfl.nu/jlau
  Replies (3) Good night (717) Bad night (1896)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73. http://tfl.nu/mdyq
  Replies (14) Good night (2830) Bad night (847)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear. http://tfl.nu/poja
  Replies (9) Good night (1407) Bad night (621)
• Favorite

  (434): View more from Virginia

  High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (434): High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world. http://tfl.nu/0gxn
  Replies (3) Good night (819) Bad night (513)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday http://tfl.nu/hnnk
  Replies (0) Good night (402) Bad night (502)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative. http://tfl.nu/mxb3
  Replies (5) Good night (325) Bad night (905)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation. http://tfl.nu/xcew
  Replies (2) Good night (637) Bad night (332)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy. http://tfl.nu/ci3s
  Replies (4) Good night (722) Bad night (411)

Randomize