Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies

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(360): View more from Washington

Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum

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(716): View more from New York

Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.

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(519): View more from Ontario

she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"

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(602): View more from Arizona

I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong

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(585): View more from New York

When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.

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