Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.

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(360): View more from Washington

All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.

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(956): View more from Texas

found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.

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(706): View more from Georgia

It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa

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(312): View more from Illinois

She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...

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(301): View more from Maryland

You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"

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