Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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